Has anyone else noticed the inordinate amount of time you seem to spend plucking, waxing, dyeing or bleaching various patches of hair on your body as you get older???
It can’t be just me that appears to be morphing into some hybrid, greying werewolf surely? All of a sudden the random “hair” on my chin has become “hairs” and there is something fine and long growing out of the side of my left rib cage, I can’t see it (coz, you know, old and blind apparently!) but I know it’s there because it keeps tickling my arm when I undress. Very irritating on a number of levels LOL.
The full leg laser hair removal I “invested” in a decade ago to allow me to wear dresses without advanced planning is slowly but surely being ravaged by the hormones of time. If I look closely there are a number of longish dark hairs reappearing. Mind you I solve this by not looking closely that often… a strategy that will only work for so long before it becomes socially unacceptable however.
I’ve also noticed that my eyebrows have taken to random growth patterns and my bottles of root touch up don’t last nearly as long as they used to. I’m considering growing my hair long again just to keep my dye budget* in check. Add all this to the need for constant vigilance where my lady mustache is concerned and I’m not sure I have time for a full time career any longer.
However, as I’m not yet independently wealthy enough to give up this working malarkey (and I can assure you, I checked), I’ll just have to make sure I schedule regular maintenance time, just like I do my laptop backups!
*The money I’m saving on booze is going on hair dye… ok that maybe a slight exaggeration, I drank A LOT, but still, you get my point. 😉